5 Things You Won't Expect From Me

5 Things that you won't expect me to do:

1. You won't expect me to text you back from my cellphone I don't always bring my phone when I'm at home.
   
2. You won't expect me to wear colored shirts at home expect for the color white.
3. You won't expect me to totally come in late when meeting at some place. I usually come on or before the prescribed time.
4. You won't expect me to be awake beyond 1 am unless necessary.
5. You won't expect me to not wear any other colored shirts besides green every now and then (I have green shirts all too many).